The Lord knows what we really need. Unconditional love. Something man cannot provide. -- I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is IN GOD WE TRUST Karen Carter '74 -KC- Ministries -------------- Original message ---------------------- From: Lyn Cooper <[log in to unmask]> > That's what we get, isn't it Karen. I prayed that same prayer, and I got > Kermit the guidedog. > For unto us a child is born. Unto us a son is given. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Amy Gordon" <[log in to unmask]> > To: <[log in to unmask]> > Sent: Monday, January 23, 2006 5:50 PM > Subject: Re: God's Sense of Humor > > > > That's kind of funny. > > > > Amy > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Karen Carter" <[log in to unmask]> > > To: <[log in to unmask]> > > Sent: Monday, January 23, 2006 4:34 PM > > Subject: Re: God's Sense of Humor > > > > > >> --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_8233_1138052067_0 > >> Content-Type: text/plain > >> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit > >> > >> Here is one. > >> In December of 2002. I got on my knees and said God would you send me a > > man that will love only me, not want another woman, be true to me and want > > to be with me all the time and love only me. Of course you have to come > > first in his life and mine. Thank you Jesus. > >> Well God answered the prayer that next March I went to a friends house > >> her > > cat had kittens. and the one that does not like humans jumped on my lap > > My > > friend told me I had to take him home because he lied me. I had to pray > > about it becasue I was not ready to have a pet again. Well the Lord > > showed > > me that if Idid not take him home he would end up in bad shape so I bought > > him home the nex Sunday. Well he loves only me and wants me with him > > always. His name is M&M a gold tabby cat. I forgot to specify human. So > > the jokes on me. But that is okay I really love mmie too. He is my > > spoiled > > baby. > >> > >> -- > >> I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out > > there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out > > there > > is > >> > >> IN GOD WE TRUST > >> -KC- Ministries > >> > >> > >> -------------- Original message -------------- > >> From: Sharon Hooley <[log in to unmask]> > >> > >> > Speaking of God's sense of humor, I'd like to hear other testimonies in > >> > which He displays it. I'll share one with you, for starters. > >> > > >> > A lady I know used to live alone in a trailer in Mountain Home, Idaho. > > It > >> > was a lonely experience for her. One day she came home from work, and > > said, > >> > > >> > "God, I'm so lonely, I could marry any man!" > >> > > >> > Sometime later, the phone rang. Sure enough, it was a man, asking her > >> > to > > go > >> > out to dinner with him! The problem was, she did not like him. She got > > so > >> > mad that she gritted her teeth and said, > >> > > >> > "God, I didn't mean him!" > >> > > >> > sharon > >> --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_8233_1138052067_0 > >> Content-Type: text/html > >> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit > >> > >> <html><body> > >> <DIV>Here is one. </DIV> > >> <DIV>In December of 2002. I got on my knees and said God would you > > send me a man that will love only me, not want another woman, be true to > > me > > and want to be with me all the time and love only me. Of course you > > have to come first in his life and mine. Thank you Jesus. > > </DIV> > >> <DIV>Well God answered the prayer that next March I went to a friends > > house her cat had kittens. and the one that does not like humans > > jumped on my lap My friend told me I had to take him home because he lied > > me. I had to pray about it becasue I was not ready to have a pet > > again. Well the Lord showed me that if Idid not take him home he > > would > > end up in bad shape so I bought him home the nex Sunday. Well he > > loves > > only me and wants me with him always. His name is M&M a gold > > tabby > > cat. I forgot to specify human. So the jokes on me. But > > that is okay I really love mmie too. He is my spoiled baby. </DIV> > >> <DIV> </DIV> > >> <DIV class=signature id=signature>--<BR>I would rather live my life as if > > there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if > > there isn't, and die to find out there is <BR><BR>IN GOD WE TRUST <BR>-KC- > > Ministries <BR></DIV> > >> <DIV> </DIV> > >> <BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: > > #1010ff 2px solid">-------------- Original message -------------- > > <BR>From: > > Sharon Hooley <[log in to unmask]> <BR><BR>> Speaking of God's > > sense of humor, I'd like to hear other testimonies in <BR>> which He > > displays it. I'll share one with you, for starters. <BR>> <BR>> A > > lady > > I know used to live alone in a trailer in Mountain Home, Idaho. It > > <BR>> > > was a lonely experience for her. One day she came home from work, and > > said, > > <BR>> <BR>> "God, I'm so lonely, I could marry any man!" <BR>> > > <BR>> Sometime later, the phone rang. Sure enough, it was a man, asking > > her to go <BR>> out to dinner with him! The problem was, she did not > > like > > him. She got so <BR>> mad that she gritted her teeth and said, <BR>> > > <BR>> "God, I didn't mean him!" <BR>> <BR>> sharon > > </BLOCKQUOTE></body></html> > >> > >> --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_8233_1138052067_0-- > >