All Good classes -----Original Message----- From: The listserv which takes flossing seriously! [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Gabriel Orgrease Sent: Monday, October 31, 2005 5:22 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: [BP] Adult Developmental Workshops **/Fall CLASSES FOR MEN/***/ **AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS** **REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY **/**/OCTOBER/**/ 31^ST .. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM./**/ Class 1/**/ How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation./**/ Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at /**/7:00 PM/**/. Class 2/**/ The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion./**/ Meets 2 weeks, Saturday /**/12:00/**/ for 2 hours. Class 3/**/ Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice./**/ Meets 4 weeks, Saturday /**/10:00 PM/**/ for 2 hours. Class 4/**/ Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics./**/ Meets Saturdays at /**/2:00 PM/**/ for 3 weeks. Class 5/**/ After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video./**/ Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at /**/7:00 PM/**/ Class 6/**/ Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups./**/ Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday /**/7:00 PM/**/ Class 7/**/ Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum/**/. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8/**/ Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes./**/ Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at /**/7:00 PM/**/ for 2 hours. Class 9/**/ Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials./**/ Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10/**/ Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations./**/ 4 weeks, Saturday's /**/noon/**/, 2 hours. Class 11/**/ Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing/**/. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12/**/ How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques./**/ Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at /**/7:00 PM/**/. Class 13/**/ How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late./**/_ Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered._/**/ Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at /**/7:00 PM/**/ for 2 hours. /* */Class 14 /**/The Stove/Oven --- What It Is/**/,/**/ /**/How It Is Used and When to Turn it off./**/ Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined./**/ Upon completion of any of the above courses,/**/ diplomas will be issued to the survivors/* -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html> -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>