Whoever wrote this one has too much free time on their hands! K5XU Before the Federal Communications Commission Washington, DC 20554 In the Matter of Amendment of Parts 1 through 100 of the Commission's Rules to limit any attempt to implement any format of Understanding or to implement any format of Regulations applicable to Requirements for Regulation of the Rules of the Commission. ) ) ) ) WT Docket No. 05-501 RM-10781, RM-10782, RM-10783, RM-10784, RM-10785, RM-10786, RM-10787, RM-10805, RM-10806, RM-10807, RM-10808, RM-10809 NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULE MAKING AND ORDER Adopted: July 15, 2005 Released: July 19, 2005 Comment Date: 60 days after publication in the Federal Register Reply Comment Date: 75 days after publication in the Federal Register By the Commission: Notice of Proposed Rule making 1000. A: No radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons acting on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any radio system owner, or radio system operator, may try, attempt to try, or make or make any attempt to try, to comprehend or understand, any or all, in whole or in part, of the herein mentioned Federal Communication Commission Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or under the supervision of, the Administrator. 1000. B: If any radio system owner, or radio system operator, or group of associated radio system owners or radio system operators, becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds, that he, or she, or they, are, or have been beginning to, or are about to understand the Federal Communication Commission Rules or Regulations or any of its provisions, (he) (she) (they) must immediately, within three (3) days of such discovery or awareness, notify, in writing, the Administrator. 1000. C: Upon receipt of any such above notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall promptly cause said Federal Communications! cation Commission Rules and/or Regulations to be rewritten in such a form and manner as to completely and totally eliminate any further possibility of comprehension by any radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons acting on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any radio system owner or radio system operator. 1000. D: The Administrator may, at his or her option, require any radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons acting on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of any radio system owner, or radio system operator, who commit(s), or attempt(s) to commit, or exhibit(s) any propensity to commit, the offense of understanding or comprehending the Federal Communication Commission Rules and/or Regulations, or any part thereof, to attend courses of remedial instruction in said Rules and/or Regulations, until such time as said radio system owner, or radio system operator, or person or persons acting on the direction, or suggestion, or supervision, of radio system owner, or radi! o system operator, demonstrate that they are no longer capable of exhibiting any comprehension or understanding of anything. Comment period: Persons wishing to comment upon said NPRM have until April 1, 2006 to send in comments regarding the above NPRM to the aforementioned agency, in triple quadruplicate. typed, certified, registered, no carbons, initialed and notarized with a photo identification authorized by the Transportation Security Agency, including original radio system license or licenses, medical certificate, three letters of recommendation from employer, police chief and FBI signifying no felony or misdemeanor convictions, poor work habits or personal disgusting habits which would offend the Administrator, including but not limited to: smoking, drinking, profanity, watching R rated movies, owning cable TV, non-church attendance, voting Democratic, listening to rap or rock music, joining trade associations, speaking to attorneys, or talking snippy to anyone in Gettysburg. Send comments to: Administrator Fede ral Communications Commission Docket #: 24857-23.45.3562.A5PU.(6)b Attn: Past Due Comments 125 E SW St. NW, E, S Big Gray Building Third Floor, Second Door on Right Desk 4, In-Basket 7 Near Wastebasket Washington, D.C. 20591 Include $29.95 for shipping and handling payable to: Administrator