Glad you liked it. ----- Original Message ----- From: "JULIE MELTON" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Saturday, July 02, 2005 11:59 AM Subject: Re: Humor~Ways in Which College is Different from High School LOL, Kerri, how true. JulieMelton visit me at www.heart-and-music.com Keep smiling! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Kerri" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 9:31 PM Subject: Humor~Ways in Which College is Different from High School > Ways in Which College is Different from High School ** > > > 17. In high school, you do homework. In college you study. > > > 16. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college, food must > be > provided at an event before students will come. > > > 15. In high school, you wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college on > both. > > > 14. In college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking at > the > teacher's guide. > > > 13. In college, there are no bells or tardy slips. > > > 12. In high school, you have to live with your parents. In college, you > get > to live with your friends. > > > 11. In high school, you're told what classes to take. In college, you get > to > choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and you have the > prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition. > > > 10. In high school, if you screw up you can usually sweet-talk your way > out > of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor. > > > 9. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in > college, > by the pranksters from the dorms. > > > 8. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade even > than your high school final exams did. (Just to share: Kristin's Bio > class: > 30% > midterm 1, 30% midterm 2, 40% final; Soc class: 10% section grade, 40% > midterm, 50% final, etc.. ..etc..) > > > 7. In high school, when the teacher said, "Good morning," you mumbled > back. > In college, when the professor says, "Good morning," you write it down. > > > 6. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals a > day. > > > 5. In college, your dad doesn't pay for dates. > > > 4. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom and > Dad. > > > 3. In college, when you miss a class or two or three, you don't need a > note > from your parents saying you were skip... .uh, sick that day. > > > 2. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed. In > college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it. > > > 1. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this. > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.323 / Virus Database: 267.8.7/34 - Release Date: 6/29/2005 > -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.323 / Virus Database: 267.8.8/37 - Release Date: 7/1/2005