Short jarheads dance at weddings on their knees (sorry, I know only a
couple people will get that). I think we can figure it out,
but can think of more enjoyable activities to perform on one's knees,
even at a wedding. Why would anyone dance on his knees (maybe this is
why ][<en is absolutely convinced that Fred Flintstone created the
Symphony Space in Bedrock), and why didn't you run screaming out of the
hall? (As I remember,
it was mom's back yard)
The only tall(ish?) jarhead I know personally is in Iraq and hanging
out with ambassadors. He is much more the gentleman and respects
people. From this empirical evidence, one can only assume height has
something to do with it. Absolutely. How perceptive of
you.