"Ralphophiles of America" Wait by the mailbox, your application will arrive soon. -----Original Message----- From: Pre-patinated plastic gumby block w/ coin slot [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Pamela S. Follett Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 1:50 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: [BP] an urgent So, this is the trashed Ralph? ----- Original Message ----- From: "John Callan" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 14:22 Subject: Re: [BP] an urgent > reply to Ralph. > > -jc > > On Jan 18, 2005, at 11:48 AM, [log in to unmask] wrote: > > > Kohler makes bidets because people want to think they're French. > > Kohler doesn't make Turkish Toilets because nobody wants to think > > they're Turks. > > > > You might try ebay, but I even if you can find such a thing, I think > > you're going to have problems with plumbing connections. To say > > nothing of building codes, but I don't suppose that's a major concern > > down in rural Mizippi. > > > > My advice is rough for a Real American water closet, and leave stubbed > > connections in case you ever find the Turkish variety. But it may > > take awhile. > > > > Reminds me of when my younger brother and his wife decided it would be > > a good idea to remove the cast iron plug from a grade-level 4" waste > > line cleanout, and teach their dog (not a Rottweiler, and this wasn't > > Perth Amboy) to shit in the pipe. > > > > Ralph > > > > -- > > To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the > > uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: > > <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html> > > > > -- > To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the > uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: > <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html> > -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html> -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>