I thought the guy was an Italian (or Sicilian) brick layer, if you remember
I had a senior laborer on a jobsite down here tell me about them doing the
same thing on his grandmothers farm, didn't eat chicken for a long time
after that. Is this before or after you cut the chicken's head off? Cohabitating with a cow?  Strictly headless I guess that's good.  But with which end of the headless cow was this perv (it wasn't you, Jim, was it?) cohabiting?

Still wet behind the ears I won't ask why.  Come on Ralph, you really want to know. I have some ideas, alright, but I don't REALLY want them confirmed.

Ralph