that wasn't Ralph's hand.  the dog needs glasses.      c

He has paws, a long tongue and drinks from the toilet.  How would he learn to use, much less hold, glasses if he can't tell my ass from somebody else's hand?  Maybe you'd like to ask your friend Andres Plater Cyborg, since HE's so much smarter than the Pinheads.

 

Come to think of it, this dog probably squats to pee, too.  How about your poodle?

 

Ralph