In a message dated 12/21/2004 2:18:02 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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Is the funnel decorated as a seasonal decoration?
1.    bring down mature reindeer in pit snare - might be better to take out
two, just so Santa's sleigh is not unbalanced, although payload will be
compromised
2.    use sawzall to remove antlers
3.    leave carcass in village square with obscure, threatening notes signed
"]{en Bullamanka"
4.    suck out marrow, cut off tip
5.    decorate with laurel wreaths, or those strange candelabra things with
inexplicably ugly orange lights used by The People Of The Ralph
6.    substitute for tacky plastic funnel

helpfully,   Let's put the Xannukah back in Xmas.