Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]> Received: from rly-yi05.mx.aol.com (rly-yi05.mail.aol.com [172.18.180.133]) by air-yi04.mail.aol.com (v99_r4.3) with ESMTP id MAILINYI41-7d040acf458102; Thu, 20 May 2004 14:10:00 -0400 Received: from sccrmhc13.comcast.net (sccrmhc13.comcast.net [204.127.202.64]) by rly-yi05.mx.aol.com (v99_r4.3) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINYI54-7d040acf458102; Thu, 20 May 2004 14:09:28 -0400 Received: from walter (pcp02329120pcs.summit01.nj.comcast.net[68.84.48.223]) by comcast.net (sccrmhc13) with SMTP id <2004052018092501600asolje>; Thu, 20 May 2004 18:09:25 +0000 Message-ID: <0ec201c43e95$9544f4b0$6401a8c0@walter> From: "Debbie Walter" <[log in to unmask]> To: <[log in to unmask]> References: <[log in to unmask]> Subject: Re: [BP] Foist Woims, now Toimites Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 14:09:24 -0400 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0EBF_01C43E74.0E210530" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2720.3000 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2727.1300 X-AOL-IP: 204.127.202.64 ------=_NextPart_000_0EBF_01C43E74.0E210530 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable how do i reach the guy at the mall?/////////////////////////////////////////= ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////= /// ----- Original Message -----=20 From: [log in to unmask] To: [log in to unmask] Sent: Thursday, May 20, 2004 1:55 PM Subject: Fwd: [BP] Foist Woims, now Toimites In a message dated 5/20/2004 1:34:05 PM Eastern Standard Time, johncallan@= VISI.COM writes: > (1.) I don't think I can help you with this historic structure, I=20 > have my hands full preserving my own. (2.) Nope. I meant poop. It may be frass too, but it is definitely=20 poop. Ask anyone, I do know my poop. (3.) Lots of people find termites where they ain't, and miss them where=20 they are. Many are inspectors and toxin salesmen. This is not a=20 problem that simply goes away with one application of super goo. There=20 better be something mighty special about this house. Perhaps you were=20 to pretend you approved of the house, she would have second thoughts. > (4.) The ones you saw were looking for a new place to start a new=20 > colony. Probably the next is overcrowded. This is not a good sign. =20 > I once came upon a colony that ate its way from the basement to the=20 > attic via a central staircase. Interesting project. But the basics=20 > held true, lots of chemistry liberally applied, but more importantly,=20 > redirecting the gutters, downspouts and stormwater away from an inside= =20 > corder. > (5.) North is where you get the ground frozen rock solid a minimum of=20 > 3'0, EVERY winter. Even when this doesn't outright kill the termites,= =20 > it slows 'em down real good! > (5a.) Middle child graduates from college Saturday. Son graduates=20 > from High School the following Saturday. I've been at this fatherhood= =20 > thing a long time. I have no more idea what I'm doing now than I did=20 > when the kids were little, and am not better at predicting what they=20 > will or will not want to do. They pick up all my bad habits, but I=20 > only know this because its been brought to my attention. > (6.) It ain't what it used to be, but I wouldn't drink it. > (7.) It can be very difficult to find entry points. Any opening in=20 > the foundation in the top three feet of the soil is an opportunity. =20 > As long as there is anything organic in the top three feet of topsoil=20 > in the landscape, there will be termite pressure. I don't know how=20 > else to put it, these are very formidable adversaries. You have to=20 > use your best weapon to beat them, and that is your brain and your=20 > long life-span, your ability to change their envirnoment from=20 > welcoming to toxic and harsh. If you go to folks like Terminex=20 > they'll want to give you a program of yearly applications. They'll=20 > keep knocking them down, but may never change the environment. > (8.) That's kind of sad. > (9.) Don't close. At the very least knock a large chunk of change off= =20 > the price, something that makes it worthwhile. You are in a bad spot=20 > here. If she listens to you and backs out, it will be your fault. If= =20 > she buys it, its still going to be your fault. Things really don't=20 > change much, do they? On May 20, 2004, at 11:37 AM, [log in to unmask] wrote: > In a message dated 5/20/2004 11:38:22 AM Eastern Standard Time,=20 > [log in to unmask] writes: > (1.) If you've This depends on the definition of "you." This is the=20 > soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Ralph, and she ain't me. got an active infestation=20 > of termites, then you have rot everywhere they are working. That'll=20 > make her happy. You might think of it as rot is what they create. =20 > The little buggers are dragging mud and water into the wood parts of=20 > the house and eating and pooping you mean "frassing," don't=20 > you?(2.) the wood. Rot organisms just love the juicy wet left-overs. > > Note "IF" you have an active infestation. Get an opinion from someone > who has nothing to gain whether you do or not. (3.)The house=20 > inspector has nothing to gain from this; he's a one-shot guy. I=20 > suggested she talk to my friend Bob down at The Mall, who is also a=20 > 'sterminator, but she didn't seem interested, or at least thought that= =20 > this was the seller's problem, not hers, which may be true NOW, but if= =20 > she buys the place, it seems to me it becomes HER problem. Notice I=20 > didn't use the terms "our" or "my." Also, identify where they have=20 > built their tunnels that give them access to the ground, > water and your building. They really don't often go to elaborate > length to defy gravity and build long tunnels over long distances of > inedible materials. (4.)This is why it seems to me that having SEEN=20 > the little fuckers in the middle of the house is not a good sign. > > BUT, IF you have a real honest to God termite infestation, you are > dealing with a delicate, but superior critter. Don't underestimate > your adversary. In southerly climates they can eat a normal ranch > house in a season or two. Best defense...move north. (5.)What's your= =20 > idea of North, John? She's moving west, but only a mile or so. Just=20 > long enough that the Little Ralphs will not want to walk to High=20 > School, from which they now live about 2 blocks. > > If you do have an infestation, you will have to identify how they are > accessing the building and cut that access off. How about a=20 > flamethrower for that? The little bastards. With luck you can kill > off the ones that have set up housekeeping in the house. But, you=20 > will > have to dig trenches and fill them with toxic materials She'll love=20 > that. (6.)Can you still GET toxic chemicals anymore? Doesn't=20 > everything in the world now have to be made of organically-shredded=20 > teddy bears? to prevent new > infestations. You need to cut off their water supply. Grading and > redirecting you downspouts will help. (7.)The grading and leaders are= =20 > pretty good, according to the home inspector. I only saw this place=20 > once, and in the dark. Get the damned vegitation away from the=20 > building This is apparently a problem only in one area, and it is=20 > somewhat remote from the infestation. Unless of course, the little=20 > fuckers get in through the growies and have spread everywhere, which=20 > is what I'm afraid of. Not for myself, of course, but one=20 > (theoretically) doesn't wants one's (ex-) wife to buy a pile of frass=20 > for somewhere north of $500 grand and for goodness sake, don't store=20 > your (8.)My scrap lumber will be a mile away, and she won't have no=20 > scrap lumber, since she's a girl, and my kids wouldn't have anything=20 > to do with lumber, scrap or otherwise. scrap lumber and firewood=20 > beside the building. The bait station approach makes some > sense as a prophylactic. But grading and water management are > critical. > > As for your real question...Yup. Start taking the building apart. =20 > That's what I was afraid of, and is what I consider the right answer.=20= =20 > But how does she make this happen before she buys the house (and if it= =20 > does, how does she trust the seller to fully investigate and repair),=20 > or how does she get the sellers to put a billion dollars in escrow=20 > until after she's bought it and then starts The Great Termite=20 > Safari?(9.) > Thank you. > Ralph > > Better yet, do what the termite would do, find another victim. ------=_NextPart_000_0EBF_01C43E74.0E210530 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; charset=3DISO-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2800.1400" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fffff= f" bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV>how do i reach the guy at the=20 mall?///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////= /////////////////////////////////////////////////</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=3Dltr style=3D"PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARG= IN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style=3D"BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black= "><B>From:</B>=20 <A [log in to unmask] href=3D"mailto:[log in to unmask]">[log in to unmask] </A>=20 </DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A [log in to unmask] t href=3D"mailto:[log in to unmask]">[log in to unmask]</A> </DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, May 20, 2004 1:55=20 PM</DIV> <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Fwd: [BP] Foist Woims, now= =20 Toimites</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV> <DIV>In a message dated 5/20/2004 1:34:05 PM Eastern Standard Time, <A =20= href=3D"mailto:[log in to unmask]">[log in to unmask]</A> writes:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style=3D"PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT:= blue 2px solid"><FONT face=3DArial>> (1.) I don't think I ca= n help you with this historic=20 structure, I <BR>> have my hands full preserving my own.<BR>(2.)=20 Nope. I meant poop. It may be frass too, but it is definitel= y=20 <BR>poop. Ask anyone, I do know my poop.<BR>(3.) Lots of people fi= nd=20 termites where they ain't, and miss them where <BR>they are. Many=20= are=20 inspectors and toxin salesmen. This is not a <BR>problem that simp= ly=20 goes away with one application of super goo. There <BR>better be=20 something mighty special about this house. Perhaps you were <BR>to= =20 pretend you approved of the house, she would have second thoughts.<BR>&g= t;=20 (4.) The ones you saw were looking for a new place to start a new <BR>&g= t;=20 colony. Probably the next is overcrowded. This is not a good= =20 sign. <BR>> I once came upon a colony that ate its way from the= =20 basement to the <BR>> attic via a central staircase. Interestin= g=20 project. But the basics <BR>> held true, lots of chemistry=20 liberally applied, but more importantly, <BR>> redirecting the gutter= s,=20 downspouts and stormwater away from an inside <BR>> corder.<BR>> (= 5.)=20 North is where you get the ground frozen rock solid a minimum of <BR>>= ;=20 3'0, EVERY winter. Even when this doesn't outright kill the termit= es,=20 <BR>> it slows 'em down real good!<BR>> (5a.) Middle child=20 graduates from college Saturday. Son graduates <BR>> from High=20 School the following Saturday. I've been at this fatherhood <BR>&g= t;=20 thing a long time. I have no more idea what I'm doing now than I d= id=20 <BR>> when the kids were little, and am not better at predicting what= =20 they <BR>> will or will not want to do. They pick up all my bad= =20 habits, but I <BR>> only know this because its been brought to my=20 attention.<BR>> (6.) It ain't what it used to be, but I wouldn'= t=20 drink it.<BR>> (7.) It can be very difficult to find entry=20 points. Any opening in <BR>> the foundation in the top three fe= et=20 of the soil is an opportunity. <BR>> As long as there is anythi= ng=20 organic in the top three feet of topsoil <BR>> in the landscape, ther= e=20 will be termite pressure. I don't know how <BR>> else to put it= ,=20 these are very formidable adversaries. You have to <BR>> use yo= ur=20 best weapon to beat them, and that is your brain and your <BR>> long=20 life-span, your ability to change their envirnoment from <BR>> welcom= ing=20 to toxic and harsh. If you go to folks like Terminex <BR>> they= 'll=20 want to give you a program of yearly applications. They'll <BR>>= ;=20 keep knocking them down, but may never change the environment.<BR><BR>&g= t;=20 (8.) That's kind of sad.<BR><BR>> (9.) Don't close. At th= e=20 very least knock a large chunk of change off <BR>> the price, somethi= ng=20 that makes it worthwhile. You are in a bad spot <BR>> here.&nbs= p;=20 If she listens to you and backs out, it will be your fault. If=20 <BR>> she buys it, its still going to be your fault. Thin= gs=20 really don't <BR>> change much, do they?<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>On May 20= ,=20 2004, at 11:37 AM, [log in to unmask] wrote:<BR><BR>> In a message dated= =20 5/20/2004 11:38:22 AM Eastern Standard Time, <BR>> [log in to unmask] M=20 writes:<BR>> (1.) If you've This depends on the definition of=20 "you." This is the <BR>> soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Ralph, and she ain'= t=20 me. got an active infestation <BR>> of termites, then you have r= ot=20 everywhere they are working. That'll <BR>> make her happy. = =20 You might think of it as rot is what they create. <BR>> T= he=20 little buggers are dragging mud and water into the wood parts of <BR>>= ;=20 the house and eating and pooping you mean "frassing," don't <BR>>=20 you?(2.) the wood. Rot organisms just love the juicy wet=20 left-overs.<BR>><BR>> Note "IF" you have an active infestation.&nb= sp;=20 Get an opinion from someone<BR>> who has nothing to gain whethe= r=20 you do or not. (3.)The house <BR>> inspector has nothing to gain= =20 from this; he's a one-shot guy. I <BR>> suggested she talk to m= y=20 friend Bob down at The Mall, who is also a <BR>> 'sterminator, b= ut=20 she didn't seem interested, or at least thought that <BR>> this was t= he=20 seller's problem, not hers, which may be true NOW, but if <BR>> she b= uys=20 the place, it seems to me it becomes HER problem. Notice I <BR>>= ;=20 didn't use the terms "our" or "my." Also, identify where they have=20 <BR>> built their tunnels that give them access to the=20 ground,<BR>> water and your building. They really don't o= ften=20 go to elaborate<BR>> length to defy gravity and build long tunn= els=20 over long distances of<BR>> inedible materials. (4.)This is why it se= ems=20 to me that having SEEN <BR>> the little fuckers in the middle of the=20 house is not a good sign.<BR>><BR>> BUT, IF you have a real honest= to=20 God termite infestation, you are<BR>> dealing with a delicate,=20= but=20 superior critter. Don't underestimate<BR>> your=20 adversary. In southerly climates they can eat a normal=20 ranch<BR>> house in a season or two. Best defense...move=20 north. (5.)What's your <BR>> idea of North, John? She's moving west,=20= but=20 only a mile or so. Just <BR>> long enough that the Little Ralph= s=20 will not want to walk to High <BR>> School, from which they now live=20 about 2 blocks.<BR>><BR>> If you do have an infestation, you will=20= have=20 to identify how they are<BR>> accessing the building and cut th= at=20 access off. How about a <BR>> flamethrower for that? The little= =20 bastards. With luck you can kill<BR>> off the ones that ha= ve=20 set up housekeeping in the house. But, you <BR>> will<BR>>&n= bsp;=20 have to dig trenches and fill them with toxic materials She'll love <BR>= >=20 that. (6.)Can you still GET toxic chemicals anymore? Doesn't <BR>&= gt;=20 everything in the world now have to be made of organically-shredded <BR>= >=20 teddy bears? to prevent new<BR>> infestations. You n= eed=20 to cut off their water supply. Grading and<BR>> redirecti= ng=20 you downspouts will help. (7.)The grading and leaders are <BR>> prett= y=20 good, according to the home inspector. I only saw this place <BR>&= gt;=20 once, and in the dark. Get the damned vegitation away from the=20 <BR>> building This is apparently a problem only in one area, and it=20= is=20 <BR>> somewhat remote from the infestation. Unless of course, t= he=20 little <BR>> fuckers get in through the growies and have spread=20 everywhere, which <BR>> is what I'm afraid of. Not for myself,=20= of=20 course, but one <BR>> (theoretically) doesn't wants one's (ex-) wife=20= to=20 buy a pile of frass <BR>> for somewhere north of $500 grand and for=20 goodness sake, don't store <BR>> your (8.)My scrap lumber will be a m= ile=20 away, and she won't have no <BR>> scrap lumber, since she's a girl, a= nd=20 my kids wouldn't have anything <BR>> to do with lumber, scrap or=20 otherwise. scrap lumber and firewood <BR>> beside the building.=20 The bait station approach makes some<BR>> sense as a=20 prophylactic. But grading and water management are<BR>> =20 critical.<BR>><BR>> As for your real question...Yup. Start=20 taking the building apart. <BR>> That's what I was afraid of, a= nd=20 is what I consider the right answer. <BR>> But how does she mak= e=20 this happen before she buys the house (and if it <BR>> does, how= =20 does she trust the seller to fully investigate and repair), <BR>> or=20= how=20 does she get the sellers to put a billion dollars in escrow=20 <BR>> until after she's bought it and then starts The Great Term= ite=20 <BR>> Safari?(9.)<BR>> Thank you.<BR>> Ralph<BR>><BR>> Be= tter=20 yet, do what the termite would do, find another=20 victim.</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV> <DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0EBF_01C43E74.0E210530--