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  ----- Original Message -----=20
  From: [log in to unmask]
  To: [log in to unmask]
  Sent: Thursday, May 20, 2004 1:55 PM
  Subject: Fwd: [BP] Foist Woims, now Toimites


  In a message dated 5/20/2004 1:34:05 PM Eastern Standard Time, johncallan@=
VISI.COM writes:
    > (1.)  I don't think I can help you with this historic structure, I=20
    > have my hands full preserving my own.
    (2.) Nope.  I meant poop.  It may be frass too, but it is definitely=20
    poop.  Ask anyone, I do know my poop.
    (3.) Lots of people find termites where they ain't, and miss them where=20
    they are.  Many are inspectors and toxin salesmen.  This is not a=20
    problem that simply goes away with one application of super goo.  There=20
    better be something mighty special about this house.  Perhaps you were=20
    to pretend you approved of the house, she would have second thoughts.
    > (4.) The ones you saw were looking for a new place to start a new=20
    > colony.  Probably the next is overcrowded.  This is not a good sign. =20
    > I once came upon a colony that ate its way from the basement to the=20
    > attic via a central staircase.  Interesting project.  But the basics=20
    > held true, lots of chemistry liberally applied, but more importantly,=20
    > redirecting the gutters, downspouts and stormwater away from an inside=
=20
    > corder.
    > (5.) North is where you get the ground frozen rock solid a minimum of=20
    > 3'0, EVERY winter.  Even when this doesn't outright kill the termites,=
=20
    > it slows 'em down real good!
    > (5a.)  Middle child graduates from college Saturday.  Son graduates=20
    > from High School the following Saturday.  I've been at this fatherhood=
=20
    > thing a long time.  I have no more idea what I'm doing now than I did=20
    > when the kids were little, and am not better at predicting what they=20
    > will or will not want to do.  They pick up all my bad habits, but I=20
    > only know this because its been brought to my attention.
    > (6.)  It ain't what it used to be, but I wouldn't drink it.
    > (7.)  It can be very difficult to find entry points.  Any opening in=20
    > the foundation in the top three feet of the soil is an opportunity. =20
    > As long as there is anything organic in the top three feet of topsoil=20
    > in the landscape, there will be termite pressure.  I don't know how=20
    > else to put it, these are very formidable adversaries.  You have to=20
    > use your best weapon to beat them, and that is your brain and your=20
    > long life-span, your ability to change their envirnoment from=20
    > welcoming to toxic and harsh.  If you go to folks like Terminex=20
    > they'll want to give you a program of yearly applications.  They'll=20
    > keep knocking them down, but may never change the environment.

    > (8.)  That's kind of sad.

    > (9.) Don't close.  At the very least knock a large chunk of change off=
=20
    > the price, something that makes it worthwhile.  You are in a bad spot=20
    > here.  If she listens to you and backs out, it will be your fault.  If=
=20
    > she buys it, its still going to  be your fault.  Things really don't=20
    > change much, do they?




    On May 20, 2004, at 11:37 AM, [log in to unmask] wrote:

    > In a message dated 5/20/2004 11:38:22 AM Eastern Standard Time,=20
    > [log in to unmask] writes:
    > (1.) If you've This depends on the definition of "you."  This is the=20
    > soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Ralph, and she ain't me. got an active infestation=20
    > of termites, then you have rot everywhere they are working. That'll=20
    > make her happy.   You might think of it as rot is what they create. =20
    > The little buggers are dragging mud and water into the wood parts of=20
    > the house and eating and pooping you mean "frassing," don't=20
    > you?(2.) the wood.  Rot organisms just love the juicy wet left-overs.
    >
    > Note "IF" you have an active infestation.  Get an opinion from someone
    >  who has nothing to gain whether you do or not. (3.)The house=20
    > inspector has nothing to gain from this; he's a one-shot guy.  I=20
    > suggested she talk to my friend Bob down at The Mall, who is also a=20
    > 'sterminator, but she didn't seem interested, or at least thought that=
=20
    > this was the seller's problem, not hers, which may be true NOW, but if=
=20
    > she buys the place, it seems to me it becomes HER problem.  Notice I=20
    > didn't use the terms "our" or "my." Also, identify where they have=20
    > built their tunnels that give them access to the ground,
    >  water and your building.  They really don't often go to elaborate
    >  length to defy gravity and build long tunnels over long distances of
    > inedible materials. (4.)This is why it seems to me that having SEEN=20
    > the little fuckers in the middle of the house is not a good sign.
    >
    > BUT, IF you have a real honest to God termite infestation, you are
    >  dealing with a delicate, but superior critter.  Don't underestimate
    >  your adversary.  In southerly climates they can eat a normal ranch
    >  house in a season or two.  Best defense...move north. (5.)What's your=
=20
    > idea of North, John? She's moving west, but only a mile or so.  Just=20
    > long enough that the Little Ralphs will not want to walk to High=20
    > School, from which they now live about 2 blocks.
    >
    > If you do have an infestation, you will have to identify how they are
    >  accessing the building and cut that access off.  How about a=20
    > flamethrower for that? The little bastards. With luck you can kill
    >  off the ones that have set up housekeeping in the house.  But, you=20
    > will
    >  have to dig trenches and fill them with toxic materials She'll love=20
    > that. (6.)Can you still GET toxic chemicals anymore?  Doesn't=20
    > everything in the world now have to be made of organically-shredded=20
    > teddy bears? to prevent new
    >  infestations.  You need to cut off their water supply.  Grading and
    >  redirecting you downspouts will help. (7.)The grading and leaders are=
=20
    > pretty good, according to the home inspector.  I only saw this place=20
    > once, and in the dark.  Get the damned vegitation away from the=20
    > building This is apparently a problem only in one area, and it is=20
    > somewhat remote from the infestation.  Unless of course, the little=20
    > fuckers get in through the growies and have spread everywhere, which=20
    > is what I'm afraid of.  Not for myself, of course, but one=20
    > (theoretically) doesn't wants one's (ex-) wife to buy a pile of frass=20
    > for somewhere north of $500 grand and for goodness sake, don't store=20
    > your (8.)My scrap lumber will be a mile away, and she won't have no=20
    > scrap lumber, since she's a girl, and my kids wouldn't have anything=20
    > to do with lumber, scrap or otherwise. scrap lumber and firewood=20
    > beside the building.   The bait station approach makes some
    >  sense as a prophylactic.  But grading and water management are
    >  critical.
    >
    > As for your real question...Yup.  Start taking the building apart. =20
    > That's what I was afraid of, and is what I consider the right answer.=20=
=20
    > But how does she make this happen before she buys the house (and if it=
=20
    > does, how does she trust the seller to fully investigate and repair),=20
    > or how does she get the sellers to put a billion dollars in escrow=20
    > until after she's bought it and then starts The Great Termite=20
    > Safari?(9.)
    > Thank you.
    > Ralph
    >
    > Better yet, do what the termite would do, find another victim.

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  <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Fwd: [BP] Foist Woims, now=
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  Toimites</DIV>
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  <DIV>In a message dated 5/20/2004 1:34:05 PM Eastern Standard Time, <A   =20=
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  <BLOCKQUOTE     style=3D"PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT:=
 blue 2px solid"><FONT       face=3DArial>&gt; (1.)&nbsp; I don't think I ca=
n help you with this historic=20
    structure, I <BR>&gt; have my hands full preserving my own.<BR>(2.)=20
    Nope.&nbsp; I meant poop.&nbsp; It may be frass too, but it is definitel=
y=20
    <BR>poop.&nbsp; Ask anyone, I do know my poop.<BR>(3.) Lots of people fi=
nd=20
    termites where they ain't, and miss them where <BR>they are.&nbsp; Many=20=
are=20
    inspectors and toxin salesmen.&nbsp; This is not a <BR>problem that simp=
ly=20
    goes away with one application of super goo.&nbsp; There <BR>better be=20
    something mighty special about this house.&nbsp; Perhaps you were <BR>to=
=20
    pretend you approved of the house, she would have second thoughts.<BR>&g=
t;=20
    (4.) The ones you saw were looking for a new place to start a new <BR>&g=
t;=20
    colony.&nbsp; Probably the next is overcrowded.&nbsp; This is not a good=
=20
    sign.&nbsp; <BR>&gt; I once came upon a colony that ate its way from the=
=20
    basement to the <BR>&gt; attic via a central staircase.&nbsp; Interestin=
g=20
    project.&nbsp; But the basics <BR>&gt; held true, lots of chemistry=20
    liberally applied, but more importantly, <BR>&gt; redirecting the gutter=
s,=20
    downspouts and stormwater away from an inside <BR>&gt; corder.<BR>&gt; (=
5.)=20
    North is where you get the ground frozen rock solid a minimum of <BR>&gt=
;=20
    3'0, EVERY winter.&nbsp; Even when this doesn't outright kill the termit=
es,=20
    <BR>&gt; it slows 'em down real good!<BR>&gt; (5a.)&nbsp; Middle child=20
    graduates from college Saturday.&nbsp; Son graduates <BR>&gt; from High=20
    School the following Saturday.&nbsp; I've been at this fatherhood <BR>&g=
t;=20
    thing a long time.&nbsp; I have no more idea what I'm doing now than I d=
id=20
    <BR>&gt; when the kids were little, and am not better at predicting what=
=20
    they <BR>&gt; will or will not want to do.&nbsp; They pick up all my bad=
=20
    habits, but I <BR>&gt; only know this because its been brought to my=20
    attention.<BR>&gt; (6.)&nbsp; It ain't what it used to be, but I wouldn'=
t=20
    drink it.<BR>&gt; (7.)&nbsp; It can be very difficult to find entry=20
    points.&nbsp; Any opening in <BR>&gt; the foundation in the top three fe=
et=20
    of the soil is an opportunity.&nbsp; <BR>&gt; As long as there is anythi=
ng=20
    organic in the top three feet of topsoil <BR>&gt; in the landscape, ther=
e=20
    will be termite pressure.&nbsp; I don't know how <BR>&gt; else to put it=
,=20
    these are very formidable adversaries.&nbsp; You have to <BR>&gt; use yo=
ur=20
    best weapon to beat them, and that is your brain and your <BR>&gt; long=20
    life-span, your ability to change their envirnoment from <BR>&gt; welcom=
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    to toxic and harsh.&nbsp; If you go to folks like Terminex <BR>&gt; they=
'll=20
    want to give you a program of yearly applications.&nbsp; They'll <BR>&gt=
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    keep knocking them down, but may never change the environment.<BR><BR>&g=
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    (8.)&nbsp; That's kind of sad.<BR><BR>&gt; (9.) Don't close.&nbsp; At th=
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    very least knock a large chunk of change off <BR>&gt; the price, somethi=
ng=20
    that makes it worthwhile.&nbsp; You are in a bad spot <BR>&gt; here.&nbs=
p;=20
    If she listens to you and backs out, it will be your fault.&nbsp; If=20
    <BR>&gt; she buys it, its still going to&nbsp; be your fault.&nbsp; Thin=
gs=20
    really don't <BR>&gt; change much, do they?<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>On May 20=
,=20
    2004, at 11:37 AM, [log in to unmask] wrote:<BR><BR>&gt; In a message dated=
=20
    5/20/2004 11:38:22 AM Eastern Standard Time, <BR>&gt; [log in to unmask]
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    writes:<BR>&gt; (1.) If you've This depends on the definition of=20
    "you."&nbsp; This is the <BR>&gt; soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Ralph, and she ain'=
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    me.&nbsp;got an active infestation <BR>&gt; of termites, then you have r=
ot=20
    everywhere they are working.&nbsp;That'll <BR>&gt; make her happy.&nbsp;=
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    &nbsp;You might think of it as rot is what they create.&nbsp; <BR>&gt; T=
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    little buggers are dragging mud and water into the wood parts of <BR>&gt=
;=20
    the house and eating and pooping you mean "frassing," don't <BR>&gt;=20
    you?(2.)&nbsp;the wood.&nbsp; Rot organisms just love the juicy wet=20
    left-overs.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; Note "IF" you have an active infestation.&nb=
sp;=20
    Get an opinion from someone<BR>&gt;&nbsp; who has nothing to gain whethe=
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    you do or not.&nbsp;(3.)The house <BR>&gt; inspector has nothing to gain=
=20
    from this; he's a one-shot guy.&nbsp; I <BR>&gt; suggested she talk to m=
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    friend Bob down at The&nbsp;Mall, who is also a <BR>&gt; 'sterminator, b=
ut=20
    she didn't seem interested, or at least thought that <BR>&gt; this was t=
he=20
    seller's problem, not hers, which may be true NOW, but if <BR>&gt; she b=
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    over long distances of<BR>&gt; inedible materials. (4.)This is why it se=
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    superior critter.&nbsp; Don't underestimate<BR>&gt;&nbsp; your=20
    adversary.&nbsp; In southerly climates they can eat a normal=20
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    north. (5.)What's your <BR>&gt; idea of North, John? She's moving west,=20=
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    have to dig trenches and fill them with toxic materials She'll love <BR>=
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    teddy bears?&nbsp;to prevent new<BR>&gt;&nbsp; infestations.&nbsp; You n=
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