We have very fine Bagels! We have Bruegers Bagels, Einsteins Bagels
and Panera Bread and all them coffee shops make bagels too. And we
have Lenders Bagels as well as others in the grocery store. We don't
have to leave them on the sidewalk to defrost them, we have
microwaves....and lots of warm feelings.
I must go.
-jc
On Mar 4, 2004, at 9:59 PM, [log in to unmask] wrote:
ArialIn a message
dated 3/4/2004 9:29:05 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask]
writes:
ArialThe STATE of
Minnahsoter is the land of 10,000 lakes, donchaknow.
Oh, for God's sake. There's a
bunch of lakes. A pod of lakes. A flock of lakes. A brace of lakes. A
shitload of lakes. With all I have to do, how do you people expect me
to keep track of how many goddam lakes you have out in some
irregularly shaped state that's buried under snow most of time,
anyway? What makes you so sure there aren't a million lakes?
(Actually 14K+/-). Ontario,
that trackless frozen wilderness in the
Arial northern suburbs of
the City of Duluth, is the land of 100,000 lakes.
Arial I don't know nothin
about a land of a million lakes.
So in other words, if you
added up 4040,0000,4040all
the lakes out in all those states and provinces, you'd probably get a
million of 'em. Or more. Wouldn'cha? Huh?
ArialWe don't need no
stinkin safes. I don't want no
stinking tear-gas filled safe, either, and I'm not about to take
yours, or Wisconsin's or Ontario's for that matter. You can shove all
those safes up your snow-encrusted, lake-filled butts. So there! Us
Jerseyites don't need any smelly old junk from
you!Jesse and the boyz got
themselves shot up pretty good after they made an unapproved
withdrawal from the bank in Northfield,
MN. I bet there's a damn good
reason why all those desperadoes did their bank robbing from smelly
safes out in those frozen-lake states, instead of in New Jersey.
Well It gets reenacted every
summer. You should come and check out the safe.
Only if I can pick it up from
Chrif'f second floor office above H&H Bagels. And somehow, I don't
think there's an H&H Bagels in Northfield, MN, much less Zabar's. I
bet you'd be lucky to defrost a Lender's bagel on the sidewalk in the
dead of summer out there.
Arial
4040,0000,4040Ralph
Arial4040,0000,4040(just
a little cranky, but it'll get worse)
Arial-jc
ArialOn Mar 4, 2004, at 7:40
PM, [log in to unmask] wrote:
Arial> Thank Cod for that
heads up, that came just as I was about to place my
Arial > bid bid on
an historic On Wisconsin/Dairy Pride Brand Rollaround Safe
Arial > on eBay, to house
the Czaroidal Binocular Connection!
Arial>
Arial> Now I'll just have to
wait for a Minnesota/Land of a Million Lakes
Arial > Extra Heavy Vault
Door to show up.
Arial>
Arial> Whew. This is much
better than getting hit by bird shit! At least,
Arial > it's better than
getting hit by bird shit in Hackensack. It may not
Arial > be as good as
getting hit by bird shit in St. Mark's Square. In
Arial> Venice, that is.
Arial>
Arial> Ralph