Advaniism U have 2 cows. U dont milk them. U worship them. Chandrababuiism U have 2 cows in vijayawada. U hook them 2 internet and milk them from hyderabad. Jayalalithaism U have 2 cows. U teach them 2 cry, "ammaaaaaaaaaa>>" and fall at ur feet. Karunanidhiism U have 2 cows. U give one 2 ur son and the other 2 ur nephew. Gandhiism U have 2 cows. But u drink goat’s milk. indiraiism U have 2 bullss. U adamantly consider them as cows. Lalooiism U have 2 cows. U buy Rs. 900 crore worth of cattlefeed for them. Rajnikantiism U have 2 cows. U throw them into air and catch their milk in ur mouth. Rajiviism U have 2 cows. U paint them both 2 get colourful milk. Thakreyissm U have 2 cows. U feed them only saffron flowers. Vajpayeesiim U have 2 cows. U distribute the milk among ur partners and eat cattlefield. Veerappaniism U have 2 cows. U take over a reserved forest to feed them. Azhariism U have only 1 cow. U take money from bookies 2 maintain it. Bushism U have many cows as u like. U preach 2 others not to have any. Clintonism U have 2 cows, but u, milk ur neighbour’s cows. Musharrafism Nawaz shariff has 2 cows. Take them over. Osamaism U have 2 cows. U convert them into biological weapons. Talibanism U have 2 cows. U put them in purdah. UNism U have 2 cows. U dont milk them; u only lecture to them. -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>