In a message dated 11/10/2003 4:10:08 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:

No, but I'll be happy to start one, if you think it would improve my wages/hours.

We hear your boss is a real witch. Meanwhile, I'm sure everybody will start sending their Pinhead Union membership contributions to me, along with their dues.

I'll be out by the mailbox, waiting.

Ralph