In a message dated 11/14/2003 9:26:49 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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Okay.  Next trip to the big city, I'll be sure to wear nice clean
tighty whities and bring a guitar.  Does it have to be a guitar, or can
I bring my fiddle?  Are hiking boots or sandals with socks okay?  And
cowboy hats are generally worn around here by folks from western
Minnesota, and I don't have one...would a colorful knit stocking hat be
okay?
John,

It's New York.  You can do whatever the hell you want, wearing whatever the
hell you want.

However, the sandals with socks will give you away (to the locals, at least)
as a tourist.  The colorful knit stocking hat could give people the impression
that you're a Rasta Man, but might give a flavor of locality rather than
foreignness.

Which reminds me, I saw some guy (perhaps a Sikh, or maybe just a wannabe)
the other night with his hair wrapped in some sort of cloth and piled up so high
on top of his head that he looked (from the rear) like Marge Simpson.

Did I tell the Pinheads about the time 20 years ago when I saw some guy
walking through Herald Square wearing fringed leather cowboy chaps?  Or the time in
the lobby of my very own Lincoln Building where I heard a vaguely familiar
metallic jingling in the lobby (which is marble clad and echoes beautifully) and
looked toward the source of the sound, where I saw a Nubian gentleman wearing
spurs on his way to get an elevator?

Ralph