In a message dated 10/13/2003 6:30:23 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask] writes:
How about RALPH!  (Although I do think Ralph is onto something with
"Taco")
Oh, sure, it's easy for a guy named John to try to saddle one of God's critters (or in this case, fritters) with the name Ralph.  People will tease this poor ex-female cat
practically to death if it's saddled with the name Ralph, to say nothing of what the other cats named Snowball and Puff and Tabby will do. 
 
Pam could scar an already neutered cat for life.
 
Ralph