I was thinking something a little more dignified, such as a nice brandy - cookie sheet flambe'.
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From: When I'm in bed I'm a tourist. [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of [log in to unmask]
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2003 10:06 PM
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Subject: Re: Listserv Help?

In a message dated 7/22/2003 5:25:05 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask] writes:


Personally, I'd like to know if you have any info on
teaching kittens not to climb up screen doors (like, all the way to the top
so they can fall off - looks like too much fun).


A cookie sheet full of flaming kerosene ought to teach them a thing or two.

Ralph