> > > The management of the Miller Brewery said they will have > additional stock > and delivery personnel on duty to respond to any emergency shortage > of refreshments for Field Day. > > Emergency rooms across the country have stated that they will have > additional personnel on hand to treat amateurs bitten by insects, > snakes and > bears, injured by towers falling, electrocution food poisoning, or > severe sunburn. > > National Amateur Radio organizations are considering presenting > awards > for the Field Day operations who can calculate their power generation > costs at less than $2.00/ kWh. > > This year clubs may qualify for the coveted WATTS Award. > Recipients are > required to prove they worked all Telephones, televisions, and toasters. > Special endorsements are available for groups making neighbor's > fluorescent lights illuminate without being switched-on. > > Groups are required to log members name and callsigns who pass > out from > excessive alcohol consumption, and who have extended hangovers- (also > known > as Brown Bottle Flu.) Special Event Stations will be organized in > the name > of those amateurs who pass away from excessive alcohol consumption at > Field Day sites. > > Articles may be submitted to QST detailing the most novel methods > of extinguishing fuel/generator/ electrical fires during Field Day. > > Five hundred extra points will be awarded to any club whose > operation takes a full lightning strike during Field Day. > > Photo submissions are requested for any ham who is able to > complete a NORMAL (non-Field Day) QSO during Field Day weekend. > > Articles are requested about any club which has "caught and > brought down" a low-flying aircraft with its Field Day towers and > antennas. > > NNNNN > (Don't know what that means, but the ARRL uses it on every E-mail > they send me!) ;) > >