Hardware Mania

Last week I went to the Home Depot in Queens on Northern Blvd. Weirdest Home
Depot I've ever been in, though previously I thought the one in the Cayman
Islands was interesting. First kid working there I asked where they keep the
tarps. He asked me what they are. Next kid I asked directed me to cans of
tar. They spoke English, they just did not speak hardware.

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