In a message dated 3/7/2003 9:42:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:

Sign me, If She Cuts Him In Half With the Chainsaw During Sex, Can She Use the Welding Equipment to Put Him Back Together?

If she cuts him in half during sex, I advise she use the welding equipment to burn him into quarters in the other direction. If this happens in NYC, she should get a welder's certificate; all work shall be performed by a certified welder.

She (is this the Deadbeat Chaser, or the other one?) must be one tough cookie. You may not have as much to worry about as I thought. However, advise you keep the chainsaw and welding gear for your own use on her suitors.

Ralph