well when asked by my sainted irish mother about that my grandfather-
from spain- replied well we never liked rowboats.
when my brother asked my father how it was that after a lifetime of
being vaguely anti-semetic he was going to marry a jewish valley girl
dad replied " what are you talking about, we're jewish"
Huh?

Met History wrote:

> In a message dated 3/6/03 4:12:55 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> [log in to unmask] writes:
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>> I seem to have missed something here... does the device installation
>> relate to the near drowning?
>
> Yeah, they couldn't figure out what else caused her black out they
> looked in the manual under "Medical Procedures, Probably Unnecessary
> But Who's Going to Save Money" and they put it in.  Nice scar.   And
> thanks for mentioning "when I went to the toilet the fibs started up
> all over again" - I'll tell her never to take a dump again.
>
> Sign me,  But How Am I Going to Keep Her Off Drew's Bar Mitzvah Bus?
>
> PS And is "Diaz" one of those ritzy Spanish&Portugues Jewish names?
>