"I'm just a gigolo, and everybody knows...."
  -----Original Message-----
  Hey, wait a minute.

  Isn't this the guy who invented iced tea?  I didn't know he was a slut,
though. I didn't know "hes" could be sluts, for that matter.  Shows what I
know.  Do I get the million dollars now?  Will it be coming with everybody's
dues? Should I start waiting by the mailbox?

  Ralph