>From: Ralph Walter <[log in to unmask]> >Reply-To: "\"Let us not speak foul in folly!\" - ]<en Phollit" ><[log in to unmask]> >To: [log in to unmask] >Subject: Re: Nick & the Tankless Water Heater >Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 22:15:45 EST > >In a message dated 2/10/2003 4:29:51 PM Eastern Standard Time, >[log in to unmask] writes: > > > Ken: > > > > It is 21 hour here but for the sake of Ralph's psychic well being, I >will > > make a consultation. >Oooohhhh. He's staying up til 9 PM. That must be a Swiss record.> > > The "house" is the A#1 symbol of the feminine principle and the soul. >Sez > > you. The water heater can be seen as the beating "heart" of the house. > > We're talking about a domestic hot water heater here, not a boiler. >None > > will be surprised to learn that in my house, we have hot air heat; they >may > > be surprised to learn that Mrs. Ralph and the Little Ralphs always claim >to > > be cold, however. All things nurtiuring, life giving and creative are > > attributed to the feminine principal. Attributed by who? A bunch of > > girls? Lesbo Dykes from Hell? What do the Penis People have to say about > > this horsepuckey? Viewed in this context, I believe the water heater >crisis > > is quite clear. Viewed in a restoration context, I would say even >clearer. > > Time to get a new water heater. Nah, I think the hwh is OK. Unless it > > falls through the floor, in which case we could be in deep fecal matter, > > not to mention Debcaves' Chert Chickens. > > > > The white bits in the strainer are less clear. No fecal matter, >Sherlock! > > If they were clear, they wouldn't be white, and I couldn't see them in >the > > water, now could I? My first impression is of bone shards. You're >thinking > > of Pyrate and his chastity belts. Ain't no bone shards in my water >lines: > > I have a whole-house water filter just inside the meter. I would need a > > little more input from the patient (I mean Ralph). Don't hold your >breath, > > Seamus Micros, Private Dick. > > > > Herr Sigmund Micros > >Mr. Hot Air A little resistance is normal, even to be desired. I think a cure is within sight. Dick Micron > > _________________________________________________________________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail -- To terminate puerile preservation prattling among pals and the uncoffee-ed, or to change your settings, go to: <http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/bullamanka-pinheads.html>