In a message dated 1/10/2003 12:09:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes:


Ken, you have got it all wrong - the poodle is the 31 year old female he is going to New Zealand to meet.   


Father of the Bridegroom,

I thought you said he'd already "met" the poodle.  Wouldn't this be more like a reunion?  Or is he even dumber than me, and planning to go halfway around the world on the theory that he MIGHT get some?

Mr. Sensitive