In a message dated 1/10/2003 12:09:06 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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> Ken, you have got it all wrong - the poodle is the 31 year old female he is
> going to New Zealand to meet.
>

Father of the Bridegroom,

I thought you said he'd already "met" the poodle.  Wouldn't this be more like
a reunion?  Or is he even dumber than me, and planning to go halfway around
the world on the theory that he MIGHT get some?

Mr. Sensitive