I would think a naked fart is one that has no odor. -----Original Message----- From: Rudy Christian [mailto:[log in to unmask]] Sent: Monday, December 09, 2002 7:48 AM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: A subscriber who shall remain nameless, in a back-channel post... One of us...has said: "Relax... I'm not suggesting an Old Farts of BP Naked Calendar!" To which I say: Why Not! Sign me, Bespoke Birthday Suit Naked farts? Is this like that "If a tree falls in the woods......" thing? Could require some very high tech photography, but definitely a calendar to archive! Rude