So, the bulls and the weasels are attacking with English condoms.
What ever is the world coming to?
From The New York Times, December
31, 2002:
Karlskoga, Sweden -- The police shot dead a drunken bull elk
that attacked a young boy while intoxicated on fermented apples, the newspaper
Aftonbladet reported. The elk attacked the 8-year-old as he played in
the garden of his home in the town of Karlskoga in central Sweden. The
youngster was badly shaken but escaped serious injury, suffering only a
bruised neck. Elks, common in sparsely populated Sweden, are normally
shy but can become aggressive when they eat rotten apples, a favorite winter
snack that can make them drunk. [USER WARNING: There is no
preservation content in this posting.]