Speaking of charmin, I recently hired an former-amish barn mover
named Amos to help us figure out how to dissassemble and move an 80
foot diameter 16-sided dairy barn. Although Amos was a terrific resource on
multisided barns, even better was his stories about being amish. When I
asked amos why he left the amish community he told me that once he tried
charmin he began to realize that the outside world had great things to offer
that the amish did not.
Portable jakes - Gab & Eti's favourite subject -
used to be filled commonly with Sears & Roebuck catalogs, but nowadays
will often be filled with Charmin.