Stop talking about my neighbors in Tiger Ridge. What's wrong with keeping it in the family? If you're talking about keeping it in the Christie Brinklie family, nothing.  If you're talking about the Duelling Banjos family, plenty. I thought I offered a great deal to any of you Yankees that wanted to come south for your vacation. That's what you thought.  Well, the deal still stands. Call me and I will arrange for a special VIP tour of Tiger Ridge and after that you can indulge yourself in a bowl of "Wilmington River Mullet Stew." If you really want to "get down and dirty" I can also arrange for a special evening with some opossum or raccoon stew and a bottle of fine wine. ][<en's taste buds may be watering, but not mine.

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