LOL great punch line! But no tea spilt, as I wasn't drinking any. Hahahah Kat On Tue, 3 Sep 2002 15:09:47 EDT "BG Greer, PhD" <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock > in the morning by a loud > pounding on the door. > The man gets up and goes to the door > where a drunken stranger, standing > in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it's three > o'clock in the morning!" > He slams the door and returns to bed. > "Who was that?," asked his wife. > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," > he answers. > "Did you help him?," she asks. > "No, I did not! It's three in the morning > and it's pouring out!" > "Well, you have a short memory," says his > wife. Can't you remember > about three months ago when we broke down > and those two guys helped us? I think you > should help him, and > you should be ashamed of yourself!" > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, > and goes out into the pounding > rain. He calls out into the dark, > "Hello, are you still there?" > "Yes," comes back the answer. > "Do you still need a push?" > "Yes, please!." > "Where are you?," asks the husband. > "Over here on the swing!," > replies the drunk. >