Best of Jennifer McCarthy: 1) As a teen, I once was walking from the kitchen to the living room with a full (uncovered) glass of iced tea. As I crossed into the living room, I had a full body jerk/spasm in such a fashion as to throw the tea up into the air. When gravity returned, the ice cold tea fell all over my head, face, and chest. My brother who was sitting all comfy on the couch, laughed his head off! :) I was in a cold state of shock and frustration over the whole thing. 2) As a pre-teen, I went with my family to the movie theater to see Halloween. At the climax of a particlarly suspenseful scene, I jumped/spazed and threw a bucketfull of popcorn all over the person sitting on my right! :) 3) At one party, I asked my friend to carry a piece of cake for me over to the seating area. She asked if I could just do it since she was busy. My response (said with a smile): "Okay, you have two choices...either carry this for me or watch me throw it all over the floor." She wisely choose the former option. <smile> Jen --- "Barber, Kenneth L." <[log in to unmask]> wrote: > Okay you guys, since I started out the morming with > a joke. I think most > people with cp have the most screwy senses of humor. > Tell my why you think > that is. Give me one of your "best of (put in your > name here)" ===== TTYL, Jennifer __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Finance - Get real-time stock quotes http://finance.yahoo.com