these are funny. i am sitting here chuckling. -----Original Message----- From: Kathy Salkin [mailto:[log in to unmask]] Sent: Friday, July 12, 2002 2:09 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Speaking of Men and Women... A rebuttal to Ken's earlier joke about 'sensitive men:' 'Sensitive' Women - Female Comebacks: Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?