In a message dated 6/22/2002 10:21:54 AM Eastern Daylight Time, [log in to unmask] writes:
. Please call with in the next three minutes to receive this special offer.
Steve,
You neglected (wink, wink) to give us your phone number. I bet it wasn't a mistake at all, and this is just another cynical ploy to con us into sending you a bagful of money which you will then invest in a beefsteak mine.
How do ya like them apples, Roadie?
Can't fool me 'cuz I'm a
Fart Smeller