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Date: Mon, 3 Jun 2002 22:22:24 EDT
Subject: Great Truths
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE:
THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED -
01) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
02) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
03) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
04) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
05) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
06) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
07) Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
08) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
09) Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED -
01) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
02) Wrinkles don't hurt.
03) Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
04) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
05) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
06) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
ABOUT GROWING OLD:
01) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
02) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
03) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
there.
04) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
that you once got from a roller coaster.
05) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask
you the questions.
06) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
07) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
ABOUT THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE OF A MAN:
01) He believes in Santa Claus
02) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
03) He is Santa Claus.
04) He looks like Santa Claus.
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<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=2 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0">GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE:<BR>
THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED -<BR>
01) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. <BR>
02) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. <BR>
03) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. <BR>
04) Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. <BR>
05) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. <BR>
06) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. <BR>
07) Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time. <BR>
08) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. <BR>
09) Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts. <BR>
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. <BR>
THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED -<BR>
01) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. <BR>
02) Wrinkles don't hurt. <BR>
03) Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts. <BR>
04) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. <BR>
05) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. <BR>
06) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. <BR>
ABOUT GROWING OLD: <BR>
01) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. <BR>
02) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. <BR>
03) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. <BR>
04) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. <BR>
05) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. <BR>
06) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. <BR>
07) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. <BR>
ABOUT THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE OF A MAN: <BR>
01) He believes in Santa Claus <BR>
02) He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. <BR>
03) He is Santa Claus. <BR>
04) He looks like Santa Claus.<BR>
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