From LPC 02-4173 (in a shaky hand, ballpoint pen):
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I resived a violation for the awning.
we want to keep the awning
but we want the violation to be removed.>>>
Prefer something with more epic overtones? How about 02-3857 (neat, penciled capital letters):
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A CAR RAN INTO MY
FENCE AND DESTROYED IT.I WANT
PERMISION TO REPLACE IT WITH
METAL FENCE THE SAME.>>>
Sometimes it's best to show 'em that they can't mess with you! (02-3910):
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Regarding installation of 3 windows, Mr. L. Paturzo, Treasurer filed the necessary application form with your Agency three years ago, WHICH YOU FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE [see reverse side for details]>>>
Then you can always act shocked, SHOCKED (02-3852):
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2 Dormer windows replacedby unknown persons most likey by tenant, 10-15 years ago. Most likely windows had broke or falling out and replacement was an emergency. Tenant has since moved out.>>>>
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