According to my eight year old son Mr. Squarepants has redeeming qualities:
"He's handsome.  He tries to help whenever he can.  He's nice to his
friends.  He never leaves work without telling Mr.  Crabs.  He made Mr.
Crabs famous.  He always does his job making the Crabby Patties.  The show
is really good."
Sign me,  Squidword