You rarely get handed the bill at a restaurant.

Of course,

You usually don't get asked for your order.

You don't have to stand in line (for us wheelies).

----- Original Message -----
From: "greer.bobby" <[log in to unmask]>
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.c-palsy
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2001 11:25 AM
Subject: Positive(?) Things about being CP


> Dear List mates,
>
>     In line with recent discussions about acceptance of our
> disabilities, I am starting a list of what I consider positive things
> about being CP. I am hoping everyone will add something to this list.
> Some of these are these are dark, sick humor and some are not.
> I hope the list will be very lenghthy after everyone contributes.
>
>         Positive(?) Things About having CP
>
> 1. You will probably never become addicted to IV drugs.
>
> 2. No one will ever bug you to carry their coffee or tea.
>
> 3. You may be "drunk as a skunk" and no one will notice.
>
> 4. In case of a military draft, you will be IV-F.
>
> 5. People will never ask you to be the "designated driver".