You rarely get handed the bill at a restaurant. Of course, You usually don't get asked for your order. You don't have to stand in line (for us wheelies). ----- Original Message ----- From: "greer.bobby" <[log in to unmask]> Newsgroups: bit.listserv.c-palsy To: <[log in to unmask]> Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2001 11:25 AM Subject: Positive(?) Things about being CP > Dear List mates, > > In line with recent discussions about acceptance of our > disabilities, I am starting a list of what I consider positive things > about being CP. I am hoping everyone will add something to this list. > Some of these are these are dark, sick humor and some are not. > I hope the list will be very lenghthy after everyone contributes. > > Positive(?) Things About having CP > > 1. You will probably never become addicted to IV drugs. > > 2. No one will ever bug you to carry their coffee or tea. > > 3. You may be "drunk as a skunk" and no one will notice. > > 4. In case of a military draft, you will be IV-F. > > 5. People will never ask you to be the "designated driver".