Betty- One I'm about to pee my pants.....where are those depends???? and two, I KNOW Rayna is DYING to be included in these conversations!!!!!!! On Wed, 18 April 2001, Betty B wrote: > > In a message dated 04/18/2001 8:01:05 PM Eastern Daylight Time, > [log in to unmask] writes: > > > or Viagra! > > M > > > > Betty B wrote: > > > > > I heard that cocaine will do the same thing. > > > > > > Oh stop. You know it's funny. > > > Don't want to drop those dozen doughnuts, eh Mike? > > Okay, the guy who's painting my house right now kept making these jokes about > how he can carry a baker's dozen on his...uh...you know, JOHNSON. Anyway, I > got sick of hearing it so finally I said, "Yeah, I heard...you're hung like > an elevator button." > > That messed him up for a little while. The next week he came he kept talking > about his gargantuan size, and I said, "Yeah, I heard...you could break a > cheerio." > > Now I'm afraid he's going to jump off a bridge before he finishes painting my > house. > > Betty now, but Bo Bo when the painter comes over. ------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up for ICQmail at http://www.icq.com/icqmail/signup.html