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From: Chester WORWA <[log in to unmask]>
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Date: Fri, 9 Feb 2001 05:21:56 -0800 (PST)
From: Kelly Schosek <[log in to unmask]>
To: Chester WORWA <[log in to unmask]>,
"Chris,Rebecca,Cheryl,Father Dugan" <[log in to unmask]>, [log in to unmask],
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Subject: Re: WHY?? (fwd)
<<15. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? >>
it's called pedis dorsalis.
And doctors call it "practice" because medicine is not an exact science, hate to tell ya, they're all learning on the fly ;)
-Kel
Chester WORWA <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
WHY??????
1. Why does the sun lighten your hair, but darken your skin?
2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
3. Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
4. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
5. Why is a boxing ring square?
6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "Practice"?
9. Why is it that rain drops and snow falls?
10. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
11. Why is the man who invests all your hard earned money called a broker?
12. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
14. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
15. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
16. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
17. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
18. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?
19. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
"Perhaps the reluctance to put away childish things is a prerequisite of genius."
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<P> <BR><<15. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? >>
<P> it's called pedis dorsalis.
<P> And doctors call it "practice" because medicine is not an exact science, hate to tell ya, they're all learning on the fly ;)
<P>-Kel
<P> <B><I>Chester WORWA <[log in to unmask]></I></B> wrote: <BR>
<BLOCKQUOTE style="BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px"><FONT face=arial,helvetica><FONT size=2>WHY?????? <BR><BR>1. Why does the sun lighten your hair, but darken your skin? <BR>2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? <BR>3. Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery?" <BR>4. Why is abbreviated such a long word? <BR>5. Why is a boxing ring square? <BR>6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? <BR>7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? <BR>8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "Practice"? <BR>9. Why is it that rain drops and snow falls? <BR>10. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid <BR>made with real lemons? <BR>11. Why is the man who invests all your hard earned money called a broker? <BR>12. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? <BR>13. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? !
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