<Why is this such a foreign idea to you? > Please calm down. It was a satirical commentary on the radio, not a foreign idea to me. If satire offends you, I apologize. I own two darned stupid chickens, but I wouldn't roast them. I'm the one who said if I had to kill my own meat I'd turn vegetarian instantly. I can understand if you didn't find that line humorous, but don't label me satan because of it. Sheesh. Denise