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Date: Sat, 13 May 2000 06:20:13 EDT
Subject:  A blonde decides to try horseback riding,
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    Even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to slip from the saddle. In terror,  she grabs for the
horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety.  Unfortunately, her foot
has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of
the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune .....


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  Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.