Oh Deri, the randy little lines that have popped into my mind over this story... -----Original Message----- From: Deri James [mailto:[log in to unmask]] Sent: Monday, February 07, 2000 6:53 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Mums and dress sense Isn't it amazing what Mothers think is suitable wearing apparel for their kids. I remember my Mum knitted me a pair of swimming trunks out of light blue nylon cord when I was 13. Executed perfect sine wave dive off the edge of the school pool and left those suckers at zero potential!!! Cheers -- Deri James Worse things happen in C.