In a message dated 2/23/2000 12:14:36 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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<< hey thur Ralph,  does thum "phelt unnerkladdns" git scraitchey???

 frum th tar paper captal o th universe
 Asphaltum Cuz >>

Yo Cuz,

Yu betchum, Red Rider.

Now, whut Ah wanna know is, does innybuddy know how th' h'ricanes and
tornedos knows wher the trailer parks is at? Ah wuz jist in Flarida, and
don't git how that werks.

Ralph