> << Pet: (The Stubborn !@#$%^&* !@#$%^&* Person who refuses to use the
> Proper Time Zone and uses +0000 instead of PT and messes up everyone's
> Message Order so it looks like it was posted 8 - and now because of the
> Time Change 7 - hours earlier that it was. [See next Post]) >>
> Pet doesn't do it on purpose. He exists outside of time in another dimension.
> We can't see him. He writes his reponses hours before we even post, and then
> sends them via his lower chakra (base desires and internet connections).
> There's a delay in connection time, so it shows up at just the right moment!
> Energarians can do that!!
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! - That's Why!!! - Well That's Okay Then!!!
> They can also get pay-per-view without paying!
WOW!!! - I Want To Be One!!! - Oh Please!!!
> <<WOW!!! - You are So Cosmic and Enlightened!!! - Can I please Bow Down
> and Lie at your Feet?>>
> You would be blinded my son. Not until you are significantly purified could
> you handle the LIGHT! Have patience... fast for forty days and forty nights,
> and abstain from sex for twelve years. Then, maybe, with sun-glasses...
> <<I thought we have 3 Gourmet Energarian Meals a day because>>
> Absolutely! Were we born with teeth!! NO!! Humans aren't meant to eat,
> somewhere along the line people just became addicted to fruit, in the Garden
> of Eden, and we adapted, but not really. Breast feeding is just an Oedipal
Ooooohhh!!!!! - That's why I like Sucking on Breasts So Much!!! -
Geesh!!! - Who would have thought?!!!
> <<<< you know all
> the Great Energy they have up in the Mountains - Yum!!! Yum!!! - :)!!!>>
> YES!!! Currently, I'm building an Energarian tower that reaches into the
> ozone so people can get ozone therapy and be closer to the sun, and get even
> better energy! Humans weren't meant to be on the earth! Just look at your
> soft feet. You need shoes to walk anywhere where there are rocks. Humans
> aren't land creatures, we aren't meant to walk. Just look at children. Do
> they want to walk?? NO! They lie there until they're forced by their parents
> to crawl, and then they just sit in front of the TV to gather energy, until
> someone forces them to walk to school. Even then, as soon as they get a bike,
> they ride it so that they can sit down again. Humans aren't meant to move,
> we're meant to just BE!!!
Just BE!!! - WOW!!! - That's the Answer!!! - WOW!!! - I must have just
Naturally and Instinctively known since I already Sit on my Ass All Day
Long anyway in front of my Computer. WOW!!! Just a few more years of
this and I'll be a lot closer to where you are I hope then and be able
to not have to even type anymore and just BE!!! - WOW!!!
> Anyway, Building on the Energarian Tower has already begun, but right now all
> I have is two bricks I found when I was kid, a board with a rusty nail in it,
> and an old step ladder, so funding is urgently needed! Donations of over
> $1,000,000 are accepted to help build the tower. It will be built in a secret
> location, by secret energarians who have been waiting to go public for
> centuries. It will be completed when donations exceed $2 billion, and will be
> high enough to be declared its own country so we don't have to pay taxes. And
> because there's no air up there, there's no worry about cravings. No food, no
> money. Paradise!
Whatever I can do to help you'll be sure I'll give my Support. And I
thought there were these Secret Energarians just waiting for the Right
Time to Go Public. You see since I have been Sitting for So Long doing
relatively Physically Nothing but moving my Eyes and Hands it's giving
me I guess a Certain Amount of Access to Their Energarian World and
Dimension and I've been hearing these Voices in my Head for Years that
were talking to me and know I know why - WOW!!! I'm so glad I'm not
going crazy but just hearing those Secret Energarians - What a Relief!!!
- Maybe soon they'll appear in front of me on my Room and I can begin to
really Interact with them - Cool!!! - I'm So Excited!!!
> NFL and Woody Harrelson's ex-cleaning lady are already scheduled to speak at
> the opening!
> Please send monies to the Sri Guru Aaron Fund.
Okay, I will.
> p.s. just for the record, i was kidding ;)
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - I was so Excited and Happy
and Elated that this was Real and I wasn't Crazy!!! - What a Downer!!! -
:(~~~ - Geesh!!! I Hope That Doesn't Mean I'm Crazy!!! - That Wouldn't
Be Good!!! - Or maybe it would be and that I really am Speaking and
Communicating with Secret Energarians and that you just said that to
throw People off so that only the Pure will know and come - Oh I See!!!
- I'll keep quiet about it then - Only The Pure Shall Know!!! - YES!!!
- Thank You Almighty Sri Guru Aaron!!!
- Take Care!!!