In a message dated 97-12-12 11:06:45 EST, [log in to unmask] writes:

> amber earrings with visible bee fossils,
>  and a necklace made from the cardboard cylinder left from used rolls of
>  toilet paper (afterall, she does believe in reducing, reusing, and
>  recycling!).

I'm sure Eti will get over the indiscretion of revealing her fashion secrets,
but StetsonD forgot to mention Eti's nails. Last week she went to Ben
Franklins Craft Store to check out the rumor of Greek Revival Doll Houses
(only a rumour, Victorian Doll Houses covered in gingerboard trim and mini-
shingles are still de reguirre), and purchased a bag of wobbly doll-eyes.
Those small white plastic disk with the black eyeballs that bounce around when
you shake them.

Eti used some of that cryogenic glue to attach them to each of her
flourescent-green nails. Gab told her not to use that glue, but Eti didn't
have her pharmacy-bought reading glasses on hand, as if she would have read
the miniscule warnings. Gab is threatening to rent her out for Tarot card
reading and charge extra.

Gab brought for Eti back from Poland, he was hired out to measure and count
bullet marks in the masonry of Old Town Varsava, another set of amber
earrings. The size of garlic cloves. Unfortunately, the encased fossils look
more like bee coprolites than bees. Eti told him to go count the bricks behind
the milk house. "See if anything is missing", she said while waving a hand in
the direction of the door. Gab suspecting voodoo, took a bucket and shovel.

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