haha
OK Kirt:

A husband accompanied his wife to the doctor's office.  After the
checkup, the doctor called the husband into the office alone.

The doctor said, "Your wife is suffering from a very serious, severe
disease, combined with horrible stress.  If you don't do the following,
your wife will surely die."

"Each morning, fix her a healthy breakfast with fresh juice. Be
pleasant, and make sure she is in a good mood.  For lunch make her a
salad and a nutritious meal.  For dinner, prepare an especially nice
meal for her from fresh foods. Don't burden her with heavy housework or
yardwork, as she probably had a full day managing the household and
children.  Don't discuss your job problems excessively with her, as it
will only make her stress worse. And, most importantly, make love to
your wife several times a week and satisfy her every whim."

"If you can do this for the next six months, I think your wife will
regain her health completely."

On the way home, the wife asked her husband, "What did the doctor say to
you?"

"The doctor said you're going to die," he replied.

regards

r