>kirk:
>>BTW, I've decided to donate my body to your pig when I die. :/ :") :)

>me:
>Told the pigs(4) last night at chow time. They were overjoyed! They
>started talking about pooling their allowances and hiring someone to
>speed up the dying process. Don't worry though, I told them that would
>be highly inappropiate and they would just have to wait. They live about
>30 years, so there's time.

How bout in the meantime, you put the smallest of those porkers on a raw
regime for a year and I'll buy him/her off you--for a pet, you realise. ;)

Shelton's popcorn? Ha! Yeah, I'd forgotten about that...

Cheers,
kirk  :)