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Elysa;  the Raw & Wild Food Lady

My friend lara sent this to me and I thought it worth sharing:

In a message dated 98-04-15 23:22:21 EDT, you write:

<< Here's some fun:  These are really true headlines that someone, who
 >obviously wasn't too busy, collected.  so - "SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN
 JET
 >CRASH, EXPERT SAYS" and..........   Love and hugs, Eve
 >> >>Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
 >> >>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
 >> >>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
 >> >>Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
 >> >>Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
 >> >>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
 >> >>Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
 >> >>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
 >> >>British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
 >> >>Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
 >> >>Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
 >> >>Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
 >> >>Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 >> >>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 >> >>Stolen Painting Found by Tree
 >> >>Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
 >> >>Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
 >> >>War Dims Hope for Peace
 >> >>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
 >> >>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 >> >>Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
 >> >>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
 >> >>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 >> >>Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
 >> >>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
 >> >>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
 >> >>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 >> >>Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
 >> >>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
 >> >>New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
 >> >>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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