David:
>I kind of wish someone here will subscribe just to let us know why
>indeed Tom is a "cooked food moron" in their view, for the entertainment
>value if nothing else, and share with the list. I'd be willing to pitch
>in on the subscription cost.


ditto.  I think it that it would be entertaining, to say the least.  I have
a hard time believing that it will actually be published, but what the hey,
I'll donate my $1.    :-)

-Ben