Some net humor floating around...

====

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.  After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

The doctor said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious, severe
disease, combined with horrible stress.  If you don't do the following,
your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure
he is in a good mood.  For lunch make him a nutritious meal.  For
dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with
chores, as he probably had a hard day.  Don't discuss your problems with
him, it will only make his stress worse. And, most importantly, make
love to your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim."

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

Cheers,
Kirt