Paul:

> I have devised a breakthrough diet that, when followed strictly and
> completely, will completely heal all of our chronic diseases - The
> Century 21 Miracle Diet.
>
> Details at:
>
> http://people.ne.mediaone.net/preynolds/c21.htm

>
> If you want to submit a name for my upcoming ground-breaking book to
> be released on day 1 of the new millenium, since I have not finalized
> that decision, let me know. Currently I'm going with 'Pauls' First Law
> - The Century 21 Miracle Diet'.

Damn, you beat me to it already. Can I get the consolation prize of
being editor of "Just Eat A Twinkie", the new magazine to be published
by PFL ? I mean, ya know, already got submissions for how to extend
the size of the penis from scarfing down Corn-nuts (TM) - who needs
viagra, anyway ?

Regards,

David
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P.S: Will you dedicate the book to the author who "really" wrote
it years past ?